Strip Club Signs in Philly, PA 2011

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Stripper Slang in America

I recently read an interesting article on stripper slang in the UK. I have never heard of any of the slang they mentioned until now, so I decided to compile a list of stripper slang that I know of used in the US. Feel free to add your own slang in the comments section!

Mark- A customer. Like at a gun range, you’re aiming for them. “He was a total mark. He bought 5 hours in the Champagne room, I barely had to work all night!”

Room- A Champagne room. “I haven’t done any rooms tonight, these guys are such cheap asses!”

Captain Save-A-Ho- Guy that comes into the club trying to “save the girls”, tells them they’re too pretty to work there, to smart to work there. Often offers an alternative lifestyle to the dancer’s current, mostly one that involves running away with him. “He didn’t spend any money AND he tried to play Captain Save a Ho!”

clap- To make one’s ass cheeks wiggle back and forth while either standing or on all fours. “Cherish can make it clap the best, that chick’s got a fat ass!!”

floor work- Dancing primarily done on the floor, such as ass clapping, leg spreading, etc. “My knees are fucked from all the floor work I did last night!”

pole work- Dancing primarily done on the pole, pole tricks. “My legs are bruised to shit because I was trying to do pole work.”

money- A customer or group of customers that are spending. “That group over there is totally money. Let’s tag team them!”

make it rain- So throw several dollars on to the dancer of your choice, giving the appearance it is “raining money”. “Those dudes over there just made it rain, like, a grand on Sugar!”

handsy mchanderson- I might be the only person who says this, but, a guy who can’t keep his hands to himself and follow the rules. “Watch out for handsy mchanderson over there. He tried to touch my pussy 5 times in the lap dance room!”

couch dance- Often used as an alternative to the phrase “lap dance”. “I did 30 couch dances last night!”

clean dances- Dances where the dancer doesn’t do anything that could be considered prostitution (hand jobs, blow jobs, sex). “We only do clean dances here.”

dirty- A dancer who sucks/gives hand jobs/fucks in the club. “I thought she was doing clean dances but Samantha is dirty!”

regular- A customer that comes to the club to see a certain girl, often. “Jenna’s regular was here, and Foxy tried to take him back for a dance, so she punched that bitch!”

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How I used the break up of my longest relationship to gain sympathy and make money at work

Most strippers don’t tell guys they’re in a relationship because it ruins the clients fantasy about any chance they might have with you. Especially the younger guys. However, it seems that if you tell guys that you’ve just broken up with a significant other, it’s exciting for them. THEY could be your rebound!! THEY could offer you all the hot sex you were missing out on!! This weekend I attempted to use my heart ache to my advantage and it worked. Guys extended their champagne rooms for 15-30 minutes longer because they thought if they just could tell me a little bit more about how talented they are in the sack, they would manage to get me to their luxury casino hotel. Guys bought 3 lapdances instead of 1 so they could help me with my pity party. They tipped me an extra $5-20 on average, to help me “start my new life”. They offered to put me up in their cities for a couple days “no pressure just so I could relax”. All in all I would say it was pretty successful other than the fact that I apparently looked pretty miserable, as my friend asked me if I was “fucked up” while we were in the dressing room and I was trying not to cry whilst coming up with ideas for interior decorating in order to make my home look less lonely. I wouldn’t use my pity party tactic every night, but it seemed to work for the first week of my recovery. Next week I’ll try a “I’m single and so horny it’s killing me” approach.

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Where I spazz at people for telling me what to do.

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Stevie Dances to Gucci Mane

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I talk about my first time stripping.

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Stevie Kitts loves Lil Wayne.

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This is me being Super Girl on a Thursday night. It was slow last night but I pretty much rocked the shit out of everyone there. My first dance was with this guy who used to come see me all the time last summer before he got engaged. He’s this short, skinny black guy that wears cheap pin stripe polyester dress pants and is a lawyer out in the Philly suburbs. Midway through our dance he tells me he wants to go to the VIP. So I book him for a half hour and lead the way. As soon as we sit down he mentions that I complained that he hurt my pussy last summer because he was grinding so hard. I start the dance off slow, but soon he’s up to some douchebaggery- grabbing my hips and holding me down for greater friction, demanding that I stay with my pussy on his lap instead of cycling through some moves so I don’t injure myself, etc. Needless to say, I’ve got a painful bruise on my pubic bone. However, I stained his pants with my fake tanner on purpose, so fuck you friction burn guy.

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sh-sh-sh-sugar daddy

’m lucky enough to have a sugar daddy/friend/arrangement where Bill the Hobbyist treats me like a princess and we hang out (surprise, we don’t fuck, he just likes to spoil me) and I try not to be a huge brat in that time frame. Bill and I went to Virginia Beach a few weeks ago and he really spoiled the shit out of me. Not only did he pay for the vacation and my transportation, but he also handed my a fairly large sum of money to play with. So, I figured when he came up here this month for my best friend’s birthday he’d probably just take me to dinner and stop by the club and we’d go to the party. BUT not only is he bringing me a neon pink stripper pole, he sent me a text today asking me to call him. First thing he says is “Hi, uhhhhh…you wanna go shopping before Taylor’s party? I know you really hate it, but I thought I’d offer.” He knows I have a huge shopping problem and can’t help myself and am a total hoarder and just love THINGS. I feel like the luckiest sugar baby sometimes.

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