Monthly Archives: November 2011

see you later alligator. writer’s block can suck a cock. cocksucking hot tubbin every fuck in a hot tub? i don’t get the hype. two words — squeaky sex. the pleasure gets washed out by all the water. i think … Continue reading →

…i finally found a brothel that would take female clients. when i got there the common room was black lit and very smoky. there was one drunk loud turkish man sitting at the bar, along with five or six women … Continue reading →

you know what makes me really happy? when i am walking down the street, just eating a cookie. it’s so satisfying. and so simple. the last cookie that i ate while walking down the street was peanut butter. i bought … Continue reading →

after the coffee and the cookie, okay the two cookies, at the cafe Mo is asked to get into the taxi parked at the corner of the street. because he has a perfect nose and smile she thinks nothing of … Continue reading →

there are lube stains all over my sheets. i can’t get them out. i just got them back from the cleaners, my fingers were crossed. but that fingers crossed thing is bullshit, because the lube stains are still there. my … Continue reading →

i have these shoes, ankle boots, they were a gift. they are midnight black and snakeskin with an amazing sheen not quite patent but in the high gloss family and have this air of spikiness about them. they’re so high … Continue reading →

jerk off into your favored hand and squeeze every last drop out the tip of your cock be sure not to miss any place your palm in front of your face extend your tongue and run it up and around … Continue reading →