I mentioned before that I am on the cruise sites often when writing and that I usually am just there to chat and mess around. I don’t really hook up the way people assume I do, I just like distractions. I get bored when people contact me and clearly don’t have anything to say, though it is a cruise site so I’m not knocking them for it. It just gets so boring being met with the same conversation starters over and over again:
These one-liners put the responsibility for the conversation to go somewhere 100% on my shoulders. I typically just say thank you if it’s a compliment, otherwise I’ll just ignore the e-mail. Unless they are abnormally hot, then depending on how much I am procrastinating (NOTE: as I write this entry I am actually procrastinating hard core) I will try to get some sorta banter going. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t, and sometimes things are just weird and make me giggle.
I thought I’d show you what me putting off work looks like. It’s nothing extremely entertaining or smart, but it’s Sunday and I am hungover so deal with it. Keep reading if you’re interested.
Random Guy: nice tatoos!
Brandon B: Thanks!
RG: what’s up?
BB: Stretching, about to workout. You?
RG: still in bed!
BB: What color is your bedding?
RG: navy blue
RG: do you have secrets tatoos on ur body?
BB: Yes. In order to find them one must answer a series of riddles — each of which leads you to the next. Upon answering the final riddle, I require that the participant remove the article of clothing covering said secret tattoo using only their teeth and one chopstick.
RG: what’s a chopstick?